…you are marching into the jaws of death and may never update again?” Deeleea
A very interesting question, Deeleea.
I a) don’t update enough.
I b) don’t have nearly enough to do on some days, this being that sort of job
I c) never underestimate the evil of teenagers in the 11-14 age bracket.
Everyone knows how important the opening statement of a CV is. I wonder if my alternative would be sufficiently eye-catching?
A certified Genius with extensive experience in biochemical, genetic, intelligence and ultrasonic research and experimentation, including advising clients and arch nemeses on how to find the right product to win them friends, wars (of both the hot and cold variety) and marketing campaigns. First-class genius and intelligence operative skills allow her to build trust with colleagues and clients alike. Works well under pressure and volcanoes and achieves clients’ deadlines.
Just to remind everyone I know; people online, voters, friends, oh, everyone:
…or are the words ‘I have a cunning plan’ marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?” Blackadder
Things to do now we’re allowed to take scissors on planes:
1) Use the scissors to cut your steak, then shovel it in using the rubbish plastic fork. Throw the rubbish plastic knife away.
2) Cut up bits of the inflight magazine to make a crafty mosaic for your travel journal.
3) Give fellow passengers haircuts for a small fee. This way you can buy souvenirs and duty free perfume on arrival at your destination.
4) Trim your beard. Well, you may not have had the time before your journey.
5) Try to see if the new security cockpitdoors really do work. This should only be done if you are five (children are so innocent) or have the long-term goal of spending time in manacles/a prison cell (depending on which country you land in).
In other news, there are all-new rumours abroad concerning a new Blackadder series.