Archive for May, 2004

“I am no more humble than my talents require.” Oscar Levant

Monday, May 31st, 2004

Today is the last day in May. We all know what this means. Bank holiday! No- wait. It’s the last internet personality test from One-A-Day In May.*

Today’s special little quiz comes to you courtesy of Literatea. Enjoy it- I spent at least, oh, half an hour on it. Classy stuff this.

If you always had a deep and heart-felt desire to know what sort of Weblog you would be then this is it. Your day has finally arrived. I’m so sorry.

Take the test!

*You may now breathe a sigh of relief.

“I didn’t come into politics to change the Labour Party…

Sunday, May 30th, 2004

…I came into politics to change the country.” Tony Blair

I’m already feeling nostalgic… enjoy this second-to-last internet personality test from One-A-Day-In-May.

So since we all have Views on Things, try taking the “Which Idiot British Politician Are You?” quiz. I only pray you didn’t out the same as me…


Take the
“Which Idiot British Politician Are You?” Quiz.
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“Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF…

Saturday, May 29th, 2004

…may the Force be strong with all of you” Nelly

I'm the Emperor!  Doom!  Dooooooom!!
I’m Emperor Palpatine
Which Star Wars character are you?

If you’d like another, try this.

“Make it so.” Captain Jean Luc Picard

Friday, May 28th, 2004

I’m a trekkie! I love it! I’m. Not. Ashamed.

What kind of Star Fleet officer would you make?

GRAMMAR, n. A system of pitfalls thoughtfully prepared for the feet for the

Thursday, May 27th, 2004

…self-made man, along the path by which he advances to distinction.” Ambrose Bierce, The Devil’s Dictionary

Grammar God!
You are a GRAMMAR GOD!

If your mission in life is not already to
preserve the English tongue, it should be.
Congratulations and thank you!

How grammatically sound are you?
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My thanks to this young man for recognising my genius* and allowing me to place the odd apostrophe on his site.

*May not be 100% fact

“You’re a wizerd, ‘Arry” Rubeus Hagrid, Harry Potter

Wednesday, May 26th, 2004

and the Philosopher’s Stone

Hurrah! Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (my favourite in the series thus far) is out next week- figure out which character you’d be in the meantime…


Which HP Kid Are You?

“I’m just a girl in the world…that’s all I wanna be…” Just a Girl, No Doubt

Tuesday, May 25th, 2004

Well, with just a week to go I’m very pleased that ya’ll have as much stamina as you do. Either that or you’re addicted to the www…

Now please boys, we’d love to see who your inner rock chick is. Don’t be shy!


Which Rock Chick Are You?

“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around…

Monday, May 24th, 2004

…once in a while, you could miss it.” Ferris Bueller, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

We are such children of our generation. I frequently find myself in the middle of a conversation (as I did in the pub last night) that goes a little along the lines of “do you remember Captain Planet…”he’s our hero, gonna take pollution down to zero…” then “yeah! and the Turtles!” “yeah! and Willy Fogg! and Dogtanian! and the Care Bears!”. Happens all the time- those fond reminiscences of the good old cartoons back in the halcyon days of shoulder pads, Mrs Mangle and Ghostbusters the Movie. With this in mind let’s allow ourselves a Double Dose of 80’s cartoonoralia…

strawberry
You’re Strawberry Shortcake!

What 80’s Cartoon Are You?
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Which 80`s Cartoon Are You ?

G.I. Joe

Maybe you should think about hooking up with Demi Moore and she can be your “G.I. Jane”

Personality Test Results

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“Prepare for extermination” Transformers (the movie)

Sunday, May 23rd, 2004

One for the boys! A quiz about Death Robots…ooooo.

Optimus Prime!
Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?Brought to you by Rum and Monkey

“I have a cunning plan…” Baldrick, Blackadder

Saturday, May 22nd, 2004

Once again, all together now: “BlackAAAAAder, BlackAAAAader…”

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Lord Blackadder

What smashing Blackadder character are you?</a