Archive for December, 2003

“He that will not stoop for a pin will never be worth a pound.” Pepys

Wednesday, December 17th, 2003

Literatea is a bit of a Pepy’s fan- so, obviously, I was more than a little inclined to watch the latest BBC representation of one of the Great Literati last night.

Sadly, I had to turn over to ITV2 (True Lies was on) after half an hour because although I had fully expected some less savoury scenes (it is 2003, and BBC2 is meant to be the trendy one), I hadn’t expected them to be quite so… how do I put this….

Ah! I’ll use the words of Mark Lawson who did a review of the show for The Guardian:

This is a very peculiar business, which reduces the great public official and literary pioneer to Sam the Shagger, a man whose only real use for a diary was to be sure which wench he was entering next.

For what it’s worth- I agree, Mister Lawson. My impression of Pepys was, obviously, that he was a bit of a philanderer. Well, a lot of a philanderer (especially for someone who seemed to love his wife). The diaries, however, don’t generally come across in such a forcefully visual manner in this particular department.

So I opted out. Which is a bit of a shame, really, because I quite enjoyed the scenes sans the slap’n'tickle!

“I think of a man, and then I take away reason and accountability”

Friday, December 12th, 2003

Melvin on women in his books, As Good As It Gets

Uuurrrgggghhh…Jack and Izzy.

They deserve each other.

“Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind” Shakespeare

Monday, December 8th, 2003

Whoops…

You know Christmas, right? Well, does it count if you go shopping for everyone else and only come back with a) a top for oneself b) some eyebrow waxing-type thingies meant to inflict serious torture in the name of beauty and grooming for oneself c) purple detachable bra-straps to match aforementioned top* for oneself d) a black americano coffee and ginger & chocolate cake at the end of an exhausting “Christmas Shopping Trip” for oneself?

*er, am I allowed to mention br*’s? Apologies to those who are sensitive about all things lingerie.